14 April, 2016

The Death and Life of a Programming Language

"This is dynamic! It's great! So Simple! None of that overengineered junk!"

"I think we should add some standard utils"

"You know, we really need classes"

"Honestly, I dont know why we dont have types"

"We should really have polymorphism"

"Its a shame we cant do functional"

"This language sucks, its so bloated"

"Lets move to language X, its so much better!"